I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head. — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand? — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and… — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything. — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where… — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next?… — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the… — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship. — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching… — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
