But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not.… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
My favorite actors when I was a kid were in their '60s. Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she? — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
