I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at Amazon.com, but I don't want to buy all of them because I want to go to… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not.… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
My favorite actors when I was a kid were in their '60s. Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she? — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
