'Not again!' I thought to myself this morning, as news trickled out that John McCain was set to pick Alaska governor Sarah… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through! — George Lopez Copy Share Image
This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The conversation that the Senate and the House are having with the President [Barack Obama] was very similar to the conversation that… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Um, yeah. For instance, take, you know, take, for instance, the issue of -- I'm drawing a blank, and I hate it… — Mark Sanford Copy Share Image
Some of the reasons John McCain lost in 2008 were his lackluster campaign, his refusal to showcase Obama's extreme liberalism and, thus,… — David Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Barack Obama got ten million more votes than John McCain. I'd like to believe that none of the millions of people laid… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Old Testament, is really one of the most wickedest books you'll ever come across. God is an insecure, rage-filled hybrid of Bobby… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Nobody really thinks that Bush or McCain have a real answer for the challenges we face, so what they're going to try… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
What were you going to do with it?” McCain asked. "I just thought it might come in useful.” "Were you planning to… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
Last week John McCain said the fundamentals of our economy are strong. This week, he said it's the worst crisis since World… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Let's not play games. I was suggesting - you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
In a new videotape message, Texas Gov. Rick Perry urges his supporters to follow him on 'Tweeter.' After hearing about it, John… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Senator McCain is all for John Kerry. Do you know they're buddies? McCain is in favor of Kerry being secretary of state.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Any concerns that Romney will adopt McCain's milquetoast campaign model are quickly diminishing. — David Limbaugh Copy Share Image
John McCain and I, and our camps, are working together to get John McCain elected. — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Presidents seem to fall into two positive categories: they're one of us, or they're heroes. Both McCain and Obama probably see themselves… — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
McCain likes strong defense, and he's viscerally suspicious of big companies. So he's more a Square Deal guy than a New Deal… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
Senator McCain believes there ought to be a limit to how much the government can take from anybody, and he believes that… — Karl Rove Copy Share Image
As you know, John McCain is an older, white-haired man who has been in the Senate for over twenty years, voted for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If someone busted into your house and robbed you, would you then forgive them if you found out they were a veteran?… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
McCain needs Hillary to run because that's what keeps the Republican coalition together. She helps unite the Republican base. — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
