“A bat flies straight towards my face. it gives me a perfect view of of possibly one of the ugliest creatures alive. It has long ears and what looks like a piece of salad on the end of its nose.… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“It was probably my mother's screaming that frightened the cat. It's just a guess. No one knows for sure why a cat fell from… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“Ben often comes here. It's some kind of kangaroo graveyard. He likes to collect kangaroo bones. What can I say? It's just something Stink… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“I'm scanning the sky for doo-doo missiles, when there's a bloodcurdling scream. An ugly thing with a human body, ears like a rabbit and… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“A bat flies straight towards my face. it gives me a perfect view of of possibly one of the ugliest creatures alive. It has… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.” — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
