Sometimes I'll be with a girl and I can tell she's still thinking she's watching 'Married... with Children.' They aren't able to get to know me. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.' — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I make friends with people really easily - that's one of my best qualities. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
It was a combination of typecasting and my own demons. There are roles I could have gotten, but there were just lots of opportunities… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I get a lot of scripts, but they're all for the same type of character. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I just want to bend fire. You know, it'd be cool to throw some fire to a couple of old agents, the ex wife. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
Every time you'd turn on the set you'd see me eating a prune in a prune ad. My friends used to call me Prune… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
You're always going to have people who disagree and hate on you. That's just part of being in entertainment. I've been raised in this… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
When someone calls me up and wants me to do something, of course I am open to it. But I am not going to… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll be with a girl and I can tell she's still thinking she's watching 'Married... with Children.' They aren't able to get to… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.' — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I was offered a lot of reality shows in the past. I continue to be offered things like 'The Surreal Life.' I did one… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I thought TV fame was hip... well, that was because I hadn't experienced rock star fame yet. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
When you're a child actor, part of you grows up really fast and part of you doesn't grow up at all. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I was friends with Cube; he was also a fan of mine, and I a fan of him. Even before Balistyx happened I was… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
