You'll see dramatic changes in your marriage when you focus on improving yourself more than you focus on improving your spouse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi — Anita Brookner Copy Share Image
“Ethan: "You think I'm a hero?" Beth: "Yes." Ethan: "But lousy husband material?" Like that really mattered to him. Beth: "Don't sweat… — Lucy Monroe Copy Share Image
“I’m sure there’s a protocol for meeting a spouse who’s been cremated, but I’m pretty much at a loss. Am I supposed… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I love to read about healthy eating and preach to my husband, who doesn't listen. Now I'm trying to teach it to… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
A monk is not forbidden to marry, but if he takes a wife she becomes a monk with the same powers and… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Nay, we must think men are not gods, Nor of them look for such observancy As fits the bridal. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Go 'it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!' And my wife goes 'Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
My wife spoke perfect Italian and she was very beautiful and very suave Italian men were crowding around her, talking all the… — Clive James Copy Share Image
One thing you can say about Trump is that he is not a traditional patriarch. He has a wife who's not even… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
I've learned to become a progressive man because I have four women in my life. And their mother, who I'm not married… — Giancarlo Esposito Copy Share Image
The greatest insult came at the marriage ceremony when the minister asked 'who giveth this woman,' and some brother, or father or… — Nellie L. McClung Copy Share Image
When I'm doing a movie, I'm not doing anything else. It's all about the movie. I don't have a wife. I don't… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
I think that almost all traditional institutions are sexist, and they're probably racist and homophobic, and they're all of these things. But… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
“Marriage is not easy, I thought to myself. It’s not supposed to be easy. It’s two different people, from two different backgrounds,… — Courtney Giardina Copy Share Image
About 15 years ago I went though a period of a year or so when I just couldn't find anything good. My… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
I was in civil society long before I was ever in politics or my husband was ever even elected president. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I told my wife, when I go up to the garage and I wash my Cobra, I feel like I'm cheating on… — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married?… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I didn’t want a wedding at all until this certain girl popped into my life. Now I want whatever she wants. I… — Lisa De Jong Copy Share Image
It was tough when people would say, "Aren't you so excited?" about the new show and I couldn't really say, "Yes, well,… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
It's the best marriage of songs and production. But I have to say, I have an affinity for Bossanova. — Joey Santiago Copy Share Image
“Madame Defarge immediately called to her husband that she would get them, and went, knitting, out of the lamplight, through the courtyard” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Marriage equality is the law of the land. Officials should be held to their duty to uphold the law - end of… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
“So Jane was getting married. Well, more power to her. In fact, let me tighten those straps. Any word from the governor… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Darling, I had a tear in my eye when I first saw you on our wedding. Like most men, I was wondering...Will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is kind of cliche to say you like a man to smell like a man, but I really do. My husband… — Natasha Henstridge Copy Share Image
I have never been married, but that doesn't mean that I didn't mate. As you get older you get too many bad… — Lemmy Kilmister Copy Share Image
I'm settled emotionally and mentally because of my partner, and a lot of my growth has happened post-marriage. — Kirti Kulhari Copy Share Image
I'll never understand how women overdo hair & make up in weddings. They 'perceive' it to be beautiful when they are more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why, Elend! That’s almost romantic—in a twisted ‘I’m going to make my wife want to kill me’ sort of way.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
A father which can leave his wife for lust of body of other ladies is deprived from love of all other members… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A wife can give you strife. A wife can act like a knife, and a wife can help you have a good… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
What are praying mantis' even praying for? I hope it's something useful like world peace or marriage equality or me opening this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is good to be married to an archeologist because the older you get the more interested he becomes in you. Agatha… — Shirley Bullock Copy Share Image
I always have a football handy at home, and I'll play with it. Sometimes it'll get on my wife's nerves. But the… — Thierry Henry Copy Share Image
I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny;… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding...… — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
Wives don't need a good provider, they need a Godly man who will help them trust in The Provider - God!! — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
