“The wedding isn’t what makes a marriage.” She told them. “Love is what makes a marriage. The wedding is just an expensive… — Darrell Maloney Copy Share Image
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
If a man can't handle you in sweatpants he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress. — Drake Copy Share Image
In order for romance to deepen, you must touch the heart and mind of your wife before you touch her body. — C. J. Mahaney Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Tenderness and respect-never selfishness-must be the guiding principles in the intimate relationship between husband and wife — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
“I just wanted to hold my wife. It was all I had ever wanted to do. I was just as in love… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Women come into marriage with great inflated expectations for what they want this relationship to be, and men don't give it that… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
When love isn't in our lives, it's on the way. If you know that a special guest is coming at five o'clock,… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
We do not know what we can bear until we are put to the test. Many a delicate mother, who thought that… — Orison Swett Marden Copy Share Image
I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything… — Seal Copy Share Image
Until politicos take a true stand in defense of marriage by proposing an anti-adultery amendment to the Constitution, stop demonizing gays and… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He rode beside her, most of the time, almost as if he were announcing to everyone that she was his future wife.… — Michele Sinclair Copy Share Image
All of us, wherever we happen to stand on the marriage equality issue, can agree that all our children deserve the opportunity… — Martin O'Malley Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to get married and have a family, but I'm not the girl who sat down and planned out her… — Rachel Lindsay Copy Share Image
Psychologists call this habituation, economists call it declining marginal utility, and the rest of us call it marriage. — Daniel Gilbert Copy Share Image
Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I thought marriage was tough. Golf's like going over Niagara Falls in a barrel! It's a psychological game that gets into your… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
I've always kind of had a deal with my wife where, in the off-season, I'm kind of clean-shaven, and during the season… — Clayton Kershaw Copy Share Image
The definition of marriage cannot be disputed. It's right there in black and white and it's been the same since the start… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Copy Share Image
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
In my adolescence, love, as I think for most of us, was a tremendous focus. I wanted to find the perfect partner.… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I've been perfectly happily married for 25 years, and have a nice life. Inane things don't interest me — Geezer Butler Copy Share Image
Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days. — Wally Schirra Copy Share Image
My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and my parents are the most extraordinary father and mother. — Akhil Sharma Copy Share Image
“Motherhood is a blissful chain...I have a mother - my precious gift...I am a mother - the best of my kind!” — Agu Jaachynma N.E Copy Share Image
It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young. — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
I know some people don't want to do the whole institution. I respect whatever you want to do. For me, marriage has… — Gabby Windey Copy Share Image
My wife married me when the odds were that I'd be a house-painting bouncer for the rest of my days. She has… — W. Earl Brown Copy Share Image
“Henry, did you know that it’s a proven fact that married men live longer than single guys? It’s also a proven fact… — Henry Bushkin Copy Share Image
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
“Keep your wife happy by living in a slightly nicer house than your neighbor. And you can do this by living in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued… — Little' Jimmy Dickens Copy Share Image
Marriage was never a dream or an ambition for me. I thank my real mother for the fact that - unlike my… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
A husband is indeed thought by both sexes so very valuable, that scarce a man who can keep himself clean and make… — Mary Astell Copy Share Image
“You married me thinking I would force myself on you?” “I married you knowing that women have very little say in how… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
Divorce is a shrill and unpleasant word that may appear like the scent of roses. Yet the breakdown of relationships never seems… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Long-term relationships are an everyday choice. It's harder to be in a marriage than it is to bounce from one relationship to… — Pink Copy Share Image
