I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
People don't get married to get divorced. Maybe people weren't meant to be together forever. — Frankie Valli Copy Share Image
“You know I am not a champion of marriage. The real drawback to marriage is that it makes one unselfish. And unselfish… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screen-saver. whenever u face a problem, see the picture and say: If I can handle… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
My husband and I have watched a lot of Hitchcock movies in bulk, and there's a lot to be gained from that,… — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
We all agree that marriage is a fundamental right. And in our country, and in our society, there are no second-class citizens. — Bill T. Jones Copy Share Image
I can only speak for my husband and myself, but we don't feel like we could do any of this parenting without… — Jodi Benson Copy Share Image
I keep a journal for my future wife. I jot down love letters, poems, etc. I write as if she's a real… — Ben Copy Share Image
I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If… — Melissa McCarthy Copy Share Image
It is not possible to redefine marriage. Marriage is the union between a man and a woman, has been historically, remains so.… — Roger Gale Copy Share Image
“What do you want?' I hissed. 'An apology? For me to crawl back into your bed and play nice, little wife?' 'Why… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
ABC's intelligently hilarious sitcom 'Modern Family' depicts a gay-male marriage in which both partners are refreshingly dimensional, believable human beings. The writers… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
“The poor sod. Apparently he lost it when his wife died. Ended up sectioned in some hospital near Preston, where I always… — Andrew Michael Hurley Copy Share Image
“I had no one to hold. What if this was my life, attending weddings, sitting in pews, listening to I do's, perpetually… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
I contend the state ought to do its thing and provide legal rights for all couples who want to be joined together… — Tony Campolo Copy Share Image
“An excellent mother knows she has the beautiful life, and she is a big time programmer.” — Agu Jaachynma N.E Copy Share Image
I have this restlessness. I'm relentless to do things. My wife will say I'm an absolute nightmare. — Tony Pulis Copy Share Image
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“A war was coming. No, it had already started. Vampires versus demons. Demons versus wolves. The enemy of my enemy… Is my… — Cynthia Eden Copy Share Image
I have always supported the rights of those who want to be in a same-sex relationship. It is an individual person's choice. — Dutee Chand Copy Share Image
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Every married couple has disputes from time to time, and in every good marriage, an attempt is made to overcome the dispute. — Horst Seehofer Copy Share Image
One thing I'm very grateful for is that I know, every time I leave, my wife is going to keep my kids… — Johny Hendricks Copy Share Image
“The new wife and I were just about to enjoy some newlywed sex, but, see, this is way better” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
I went for endless auditions for tiny parts in obscure plays, and never got one job until I was in 'Four Weddings'. — Anna Chancellor Copy Share Image
I have a beautiful wife and a wonderful support system and I think in those low moments, I could never thank them… — Sean Mackin Copy Share Image
“That was what the season was, after all- a marriage market for the offspring of the aristocracy.” — Marissa Doyle Copy Share Image
Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor. — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
My parents are conservative. They really weren't in support of us dating before marriage. — Aishwarya R. Dhanush Copy Share Image
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
“Friendship is the most amazing catalyst for fusing a husband and wife together as one flesh, one soul and one spirit.” — John Arthur Copy Share Image
I was an adventurer, and I got married a few times. I kept trying to find a relationship as good as my… — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
biographies are a little like marriages: You only have room in your life for one or two. — Phyllis Rose Copy Share Image
“If your husband is overweight, don’t ask him how much he weighs or sneak up behind him when he stands on the… — Ellen Fein Copy Share Image
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. Happy Anniversary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How happy is the sailor's life, from coast to coast to roam; in every port he finds a wife, in every land… — Isaac Bickerstaffe Copy Share Image
The balancing act of motherhood and a career, and being a wife, is something that I don't think I'll ever perfect, but… — Kerri Walsh Copy Share Image
“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar anyone?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
