Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A girl that get married and can't cook, or do household chores, better be beautiful, educated, good enough in bed that she… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I am an independent, strong-willed, free, and unfettered individual who lets his wife decide for him what he wants to eat. — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
Sometimes new spouses don't fully process the commitment they've made until after the deal is done, and then they panic. — Emily V. Gordon Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of… — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
Nothing is quite so emotional and passionate as what goes on inside of a family. People are driven to distraction by a… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution that existed before governments existed. It's something that reflects nature and reflects God and God's will for us.… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
I don't do interviews at home any more because my wife doesn't like having her taste in interiors put through the mill.… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
The desire to keep television out of our son's life was one of the few parenting priorities my husband and I agreed… — Kim Brooks Copy Share Image
God reveals Himself to a devotee who feels drawn to Him by the combined force of these three attractions: the attraction of… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
“A women... A widow all alone to face the worst hell imagineable after the death of her husband, Stalked by evil at… — Alexis Moon Copy Share Image
There's something therapeutic about nudity. Clothing is one of the external things about a character. Take away the Gucci or Levi's and… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
“There is enough conformity in the world Lord MacCaulay. I doubt that mine, or lack of it, will send the planet from… — Emmanuelle de Maupassant Copy Share Image
America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I am shamed to realize that in my marriage, my daughters never heard their father and me fight, which also meant, perhaps,… — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“He hadn't been kissed by a woman in that way since his wife died, a kiss so pure that it felt like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death. — Louis XIV Copy Share Image
“Luck which so often defies anticipation in matrimonial affairs, giving attraction to what is moderate rather than to what is superior.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Whether the law of marriage be instituted or not, the dictate of nature and virtue seems to be an early attachment to… — Thomas Malthus Copy Share Image
“Where in the Bible does the young woman initiate a marriage?' Nobody asked bitterly. 'Ahem, well, now that you mention it, in… — John J. Horn Copy Share Image
The fact is, marriage is just a legal piece of paper. I don't see why the government needs to get involved in… — Akshaye Khanna Copy Share Image
“The Genesis text portrays marriage as a solution, not for “incompleteness,” but for aloneness (Gen. 2:18).” — James V. Brownson Copy Share Image
“This young man did not date anyone but his wife, claiming it works much better when God's in charge.” — Sunshine Rodgers Copy Share Image
I did consider marriage and motherhood extreme and doomed commitments. Not out of any experience of them as such, but it was… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The highest-caliber dramatic work produced for TV - not just in cable but something like 'The Good Wife' at network - is… — Todd Haynes Copy Share Image
I still hold myself and my marriage up very high. I look upon it with great pride, great honor and great memories.… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
I've managed to convince my wife that somewhere in the Bible it says, 'Man cannot have too many shotguns and fishing poles.' — Norman Schwarzkopf Copy Share Image
Being married is different than not being married, and anybody who tells you that it's the same is lying. — Scarlett Johansson Copy Share Image
The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Family is what matters. The health of my children is No.1. The relationship with my family, my wife, my faith - all… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
I think I was only divorced once, and the rest were annulments. Or, maybe not. I can't keep track actually, because it's… — Lana Wood Copy Share Image
One thing I'm very grateful for is that I know, every time I leave, my wife is going to keep my kids… — Johny Hendricks Copy Share Image
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Every married couple has disputes from time to time, and in every good marriage, an attempt is made to overcome the dispute. — Horst Seehofer Copy Share Image
