Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door. — Indra Devi Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is very strong. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I was naive enough to think that I can plan a wedding for $80 to $100,000. I spent well over $350,000. — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
“Maybe love, unfathomable love, was too much for people, so they had traded it for something easier.” — Gwenn Wright Copy Share Image
The girl can look forward to little else than the chance of having a good man for her husband; a good man,… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and… — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
... it is clear that any sexual relationship other than that between a legally wedded heterosexual husband and wife is sinful. The… — Victor L. Brown Copy Share Image
“Just watch any husband arguing with his wife about something insignificant; listen to what they say and watch how their residual emotions… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
My worst mistake has been not grasping that time goes by. It was going by and there I was, set in the… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Women know what kinds of laws can really be implemented. I loved in the film where the woman was talking to the… — Swanee Hunt Copy Share Image
Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Every culture has its southerners -- people who work as little as they can, preferring to dance, drink, sing brawl, kill their… — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
The base has chosen or is choosing a candidate that the establishment says is absolutely unacceptable. And what that means is this… — Mara Liasson Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, when you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I would never want to hurt my husband or anyone else with more lies dragged out in the press. — LeAnn Rimes Copy Share Image
Search for a spouse with many common interests, the more you have in common with your spouse the less you have to… — AbdulBary Yahya Copy Share Image
“Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.” — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Luckily, the bullet that hit my chest never got to me. It was stopped by a silver case I got for my… — James Doohan Copy Share Image
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
An ancient Chinese saying says every child is actually a little Buddha that helps their parents mature and grow up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't you suppose men get surprised after they're married to find that their wives do have sense?" "Well, it's too late den.… — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
Love was not something that people married for generally in those days. They married for security. They married for economic reasons, you… — Sheldon Harnick Copy Share Image
I met my husband at 15, got married at 19, got pregnant a year later and then had three children after that. — Kathy Hilton Copy Share Image
Marriage, Sir, is much more necessary to a man than to a woman; for he is much less able to supply himself… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“That's why you got married - to feel safe from all the men who were trying to siphon your soul.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
That guy had a wife and was looking for men on craigslist...nothing wrong with being gay but these guys sign off on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Real people have trouble with long division if they don’t have a calculator, sometimes forget their spouse’s birthday, and have a hangover… — Richard H. Thaler Copy Share Image
“I grew up with a front-row seat to what a happy, healthy marriage looks like. Never perfect, constantly evolving, always united.” — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
“It's a fathers job to spoil his daughters shamelessly, it's their husbands job to tame them. Prince Zehava-The Dragon Prince” — Melanie Rawn Copy Share Image
That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Love is never having to say youre sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when youre not. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Bethink you of the blessedness. Every wife is like the Mother of God and has the hope of bearing a saviour of… — John Buchan Copy Share Image
“Methinks marriage has made my brother soft,” Alaric replied. “ ’Tis a shame when a puny lass has to save his arse.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“I wanna take you in the kitch-en, lift up your wedding dress someone was probly murdered in.” — Father John Misty Copy Share Image
