Marriage Quotes · Page 191

“When my cell phone rang, I'd just finished cutting up my marriage mattress.”

— Claire Cook

I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.

— Jason Momoa

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”

— Groucho Marx

When my first marriage ended, I felt like such a failure.

— Coleen Nolan

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I was the first celebrity in pictures to be marrying a titled European.

— Gloria Swanson

I think my wife married me for my guacamole.

— Kyle MacLachlan

A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.

— Richard Steele

I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.

— Fergie

I lost my second marriage because of drinking, and I loved the woman very much. But I thought I needed booze to…

— Barry Hannah

Ultimately, I think the Equal Protection Clause does guarantee same-sex marriage in all fifty states.

— Barack Obama

My wife was a licensed psychologist by profession and a college professor of psychology.

— Marvin Sapp

Today is significant in your life. We pray that God will continue to bless you. Best wishes on your wedding day!

— Anonymous

Oh, there was a wedding all right. Did I mention that my sister didn't show up at the church either, Mr. Clayborne?

— Julie Garwood

“The sight of Elgie flat on the slimy dock, groaning "My wife, my wife", with a gun pointed at him, and me…

— Maria Semple

Broken marriages, conflicts of loyalty, the problems of everyday life fall away as one faces up to [Jeff] Thomson.

— Mike Brearley

Now look at my wife, she got a pornographic figure and my autograph is bigger to your nieces and your nephews. And…

— Wiz Khalifa

I guess you kind of got to realize that once you in a marriage, whatever it is, you gotta deal with it.…

— Faith Evans

“I wish to go with you, not as man and wife, but merely as friends, travel companions, the sort of happy-go-lucky chums…

— Alex Flinn

Nature admits of no permanence in the relation between man and woman. It is only man's egoism that wants to keep woman…

— Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

Well...hardest substance found in Nature, they cut glass, suggest marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as a girl's best friend and…

— James Bond

You know what we can be like: see a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have…

— Cynthia Heimel

“If the independent, isolated nuclear family unit is, in fact, the structure into which human beings most naturally configure themselves, why do…

— Christopher Ryan

“We believed optimistically that Laurie was a reformed character. I told my husband, on the last day of Laurie's confinement, that actually…

— Shirley Jackson

Maybe being married is talking to oneself with one's other self listening.

— Ruth Rendell

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

— Helen Rowland

Fuck it me and nicki getting married 2 today

— Drake

I went through a divorce during the 'Seeds of Love' album.

— Curt Smith

Nothing Kills A Man Easily Than When He Marry A Reprehensively Devil As A Wife.

— Don Kel

If God Was A Woman… A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

— Nikhil Saluja

Marriage is sacred and I did not want to make an event out of it.

— Vatsal Sheth

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.

— Cher

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

— Anonymous

Families are great murderers of the creative impulse, particularly husbands.

— Brenda Ueland

But I like to be thought of as a good father and a good husband.

— Treat Williams

[When asked if her husband was still living:] It's a matter of opinion.

— Hermione Gingold

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.

— Chic Murray

Ven a clever wife finds it hard to cook without rice.

— Anonymous

To win someones heart is more than winning a lottery

— Sharlene05

Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.

— Evelyn Waugh