Marriage Quotes · Page 181

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

— Dave Barry

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

— The Hangover

My mom was such an amazing example. She was a mom, wife, and a career woman.

— Tamera Mowry

My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead,

— Jenny Offill

Women are empowered, and they got better jobs than their husbands.

— Eddie Griffin

I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.

— Sally Kellerman

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

— Sam Kinison

If I was guilty of anything, it was cheating on my wife, and that was it.

— Jimmy Snuka

My wife and I love to host wine and cheese parties. They are simple and elegant and you don't have to put…

— Tyler Florence

Sometimes I love the marriage of art and commerce; I love Donna Summer; I like the Rolling Stones.

— Moby

A man in West Virginia sank two consecutive holes-in-one this week. Said the man's wife, 'Oh, is that a lot?.'

— Seth Meyers

I want a relationship where we talk like best friends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other…

— Babloo

“Why isn't it enough that I'm willing to submit to you?' Poppy asked, her own temper flaring. 'Why must I be eager…

— Lisa Kleypas

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it

— Anonymous

MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him…

— Joe Scarborough

And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, There is no man that hath left house, or parents, or brethren,…

— Bible

Billy Jean King could not get credit when her husband was in law school and she was winning the Wimbledon, because he…

— Gail Collins

I can think of numberless males, from Bonnard to Callahan, who have photographed their lovers and spouses, but I am having trouble…

— Sally Mann

You just try to do everything that comes up. Get up an hour earlier, stay up an hour later, make the time.…

— Ruby Dee

There are some things I don't understand about Jess and never will. No wedding dress. No flowers. No photo album. No champagne.…

— Sophie Kinsella

“Ah, marriage. The kind of union we have affects our children infinitely more than the schools we put them in, the activities…

— Jen Hatmaker

“In his lifetime, that small fishing village had turned into the seventh largest port in the world, an eight-million-strong city; women had…

— Megan Rich

I almost never get lonely. I love being alone. I'm glad I'm married, and I love my wife. But there's never been…

— Chuck Klosterman

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.

— Joyce Brothers

When you get married, it does change things.

— Scheana Shay

I don't think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he's married to her.

— Lisa Vanderpump

Marriage requires effort and time and talking and connecting. You have to maintain it.

— Joanna Gaines

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.

— Tommy Lasorda

“The Law of Reciprocity both includes giving and receiving.”

— John Arthur

I don't see the point of marriage. But when I need my love, I get my love.

— Michelle Rodriguez

I'm not interested in being a wife. I'm interested in being an empress.

— Fran Lebowitz

Before I got married, I used to start prepping up for Diwali almost a month in advance.

— Amrapali Gupta

I learned about being a spouse from my daughter-in-law.

— Karen Pence

Marriage has historically been in the domain of the States to regulate.

— Corrine Brown

I am the love of my life, the marriage between my mind and my body.

— Miguel Angel Ruiz

“The best form of dating is dating through friendship”

— John Arthur

“God forbid the wife should have prior knowledge of sex, let alone enjoy it.”

— Laurie Viera Rigler

I believe that marriage should be between one man and one woman.

— Mitch McConnell

My husband calls me an uncorrupted soul, as I believe completely in the things I do.

— Neha Bhasin