Marriage Quotes · Page 183

The only thing that keeps me in Miami is my husband.

— Joanna Krupa

“God gives the best to those who leave the choice to Him.”

— Rochunga Pudaite

I'd like to thank my wife, Anna. I love you more than rainbows, baby

— Ryan Bingham

A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all.

— Euripides

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

— Gerald F. Lieberman

I suspect that marriage is like parenthood: every last one of us is an amateur at it.

— Anne Tyler

You dont marry the one you can live with but rather the one you cant live with

— King Dallas

“They’re serious” “Well I hope so, they are getting married”

— R.S. Burnett

“My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.”

— Stewart Lee Beck

Once a Virgo man is ready to settle down, he will be the best husband and provider ever. But only when he…

— Anonymous

“An old friend of mine named Jean fell through a tear in her marriage and landed on her feet.”

— Catherine McNamara

[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now.

— Harry Connick, Jr

I've never felt that I've had some great fashion sense of my own - I tend to wear what my wife tells…

— Alessandro Nivola

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to…

— Ambrose Bierce

“You heard that man. He destroys marriages. He screws women for fun. Why are you not shocked?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

This guy rite here is my future husband dont touch or I will kill u lol just kidding ahhh he so sexy…

— Anonymous

Never such innocence, Never before or since, As changed itself to past Without a word--the men Leaving the gardens tidy, The thousands…

— Philip Larkin

Ted Cruz, if he's elected president, the first thing he will do is return Don't Ask Don't Tell and roll back same-sex…

— Martina Navratilova

I didn't know how to weigh ideas about poetry. Nothing in the life I lived as a student - and later as…

— Eavan Boland

“It is not we as individuals, then, who must bend uncomfortably around the institution of marriage; rather it is the institution of…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“I waited and watched so many weddings and babies that weren’t mine. I waited through danger and drama. I waited through one…

— Jay Crownover

“I first got into writing because I got involved in the production of a magazine for army wives. They were short of…

— Catherine Jones

There are wives who are very involved with their husbands' offices and really take their responsibility seriously in terms of issues and…

— Niki Tsongas

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that…

— Jeff Foxworthy

“Witches see the truth plainly—even if their husbands are full of nonsense.”

— Deborah Harkness

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

— Regina King

“[W]omen are born with the obligation to obey their husbands even if they're fools.”

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled.

— Henry Ward Beecher

“Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart”

— Daven Anderson

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife.

— W. Bruce Cameron

“My wife says I'd get philosophical with a lamp post if I thought the thing had ears.”

— Etgar Keret

One thing that previous practice doesn't always make perfect: Marriage.

— Malcolm Forbes

I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena.

— Mathias Rust

My wife loves it here, loves it in Minnesota.

— Carlos Correa

All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :

— Ritu Ghatourey

when we're married, can we go to the ocean? I've never been

— Maggie Stiefvater

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.

— Charlotte Whitton

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.

— Henny Youngman

“Live each day as if it were the first day of marriage and the last day of vacation.”

— Unknown Author 47