Marriage Quotes · Page 169

Wise married women don't trouble themselves about infidelity in their husbands.

— Samuel Johnson

I'm beefy. I feel good at 170. My wife loves me at 170.

— Tony Ferguson

I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.

— George Carey

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

— Phyllis Diller

The truest mark of your success in life will be the quality of your marriage

— Gordon B. Hinckley

Remember, happy wife, happy life. Shitty wife, shitty life. Your choice

— Hussein Nishah

My wife hates football, and my kids don't really care.

— Steve Young

A good number of my friends are married, which seems very old-fashioned.

— Allison Williams

The fact that I can make a living and support three kids and my wife doing what I love to do... who…

— Mark Ruffalo

When you are a player, sometimes, you forget you are a person, you are a father, you are a husband.

— Carlos Vela

Doesn't surprise me," Nana snorted. "I wouldn't put anything past your late husband." "He's not dead, Nana." Nana sighed. "Hope springs eternal.

— Nicholas Sparks

I have already taken English lessons in the past because my sister has lived in England for several years and her husband…

— Edouard Mendy

When thou choosest a wife, think not only of thyself, but of those God may give thee of her, that they reproach…

— Martin Farquhar Tupper

“Your husband is coming for you, he’s armed with fluffy handcuffs and he won’t take no for an answer?”

— Janet Elizabeth Henderson

“The deeper you go in ministry, the more the enemy wants to be an irritant in your marriage.”

— Kevin Thoman

“And of course I didn't know who would marry me now that I'd been where I had been. I didn't know at…

— Sylvia Plath

I think that whenever soul is present, it's because what you're doing, whom you're with, where you are, evokes love without your…

— Jean Shinoda Bolen

“I didn’t want my level of self-love to limit how much I can love my children or my husband. Why? Because loving…

— Brené Brown

“So she asked herself two questions. First, 'Do I love him as much as a woman ought to love the man she…

— Catherine Reef

He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of…

— Darynda Jones

I think the first experience scared the hell out of me. Within months of my initial marriage [on Angela Bowie], I realized…

— David Bowie

I've been saying that all along, that if you open the door for gay marriage, then you have to have the polygamists…

— Bill O'Reilly

“But when I thought about love, I thought about this: my husband was the only man who had ever seen me for…

— Lynn Darling

“Every one of them has a story, and every story begins with a man who failed her. A husband who came home…

— Mary Doria Russell

My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize.

— Naguib Mahfouz

“Organizing a marriage is like forming a government after a war.”

— David Foenkinos

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings.

— Ozwald Boateng

“Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper.”

— Taylor Jenkins Reid

“I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.”

— Jarod Kintz

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man

— Joseph Joubert

“What the fuck had I done, and how was I ever going to explain this to my wife?”

— Bethany Lopez

“I regret it is not possible to marry by post.”

— Janet Mullany

Even married people have differences of opinion, I'm told.

— Ginger Rogers

“No matter the size of your husband's penis, no other woman should know it.”

— Chika Unigwe

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

— Burt Reynolds

I can't get married for the heck of it only because 'I'm not getting any younger.'

— Akshaye Khanna

“Don't say negative things about your spouse and children.”

— Jaachynma N.E. Agu

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

— Henny Youngman

I have no objection to the concept of domestic partnership.

— Rudy Giuliani

“You make a smile inside me, that is why I want you. The way a man wants his wife.”

— Catherine Anderson