I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had the kid. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Like they say, boss is always right. In case of marriage, wife is always right. — Hiten Tejwani Copy Share Image
Marriages that made out of love (so-called "love-matches") have error as their father and misery (necessity) as their mother. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
My husband has a gift for reaching out to people in need. I always look over and see him connecting to someone… — Jodi Benson Copy Share Image
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've noticed in England once people reach a certain level they feel they have to get married. — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
“Is it bad luck for the bride to punch the groom before the wedding that's never going to happen?” — Joe Pokaski Copy Share Image
“Hope is putting Faith "on the line" and expecting results! (from Mission Possible - Spiritual Covering)” — Deborah L. McCarragher Copy Share Image
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A fashionable wife! Oh! Never will I be anything so heartless! I have pictured for myself a far higher destiny than this.… — Jane Welsh Carlyle Copy Share Image
My mom used to make my costumes when I was little; she sews a lot. One year, I was a bride and… — Sasha Pieterse Copy Share Image
My wife goes to Birmingham five times a week. My mom lives in Birmingham now after moving from Myrtle Beach. It's not… — Nick Saban Copy Share Image
“We are so dull that we rarely realize how much history lies hidden in marriage, and how the one word spoken by… — Eugen Rosenstock-Huessy Copy Share Image
I feel like most movies about female friends derive their conflict from an extension of the high school movie rivalries, or there's… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
“You don’t understand,” Mairelon said dully. “Kim doesn’t want to marry a toff.” Was that what was bothering him? “Well, of all… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
I don't want to see religious bigotry in any form. It would disturb me if there was a wedding between the religious… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Plutarch rushes to reassure me. "Oh, no, Katniss. Not your wedding. Finnick and Annie's. All you need to do is show up… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I just want to be there for my husband. I don't ever want him to think that he's not getting everything at… — Tamera Mowry Copy Share Image
People shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone. — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. — Daniel Boone Copy Share Image
“Marriage is the moral death of every proud soul, of all independence.” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
Do not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry. — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
Yes, the marriage proposal was shot. Michael excluded the dialogue from the final edit. — Madeleine Stowe Copy Share Image
