Marriage Quotes · Page 114

No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

— George Gibson Coote

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

— Howard Stern

I think with time you don't have an option but to listen to your wife.

— Arbaaz Khan

Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.

— Nicolas Chamfort

The wrongs of a Husband or Master are not reproached.

— George Herbert

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I am not the best person any more when I am away from my husband.

— Liz Mitchell

Marriage is sacred and protected and has nothing to do with violating our civil rights.

— Jack Kingston

She leave before the sun up, leave you something to think about. Yea and this is something to think about. Why people…

— Wale

I'm not looking to get married or anything like that. I'm just a john now. I'm going to be paying for sex…

— Chester Brown

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk…

— Lucy Stone

My wife is very stealth-funny. She'll come out with something when I'm not expecting it, and it'll just kill me.

— Paul Rudd

'The Split' is actually really hopeful - although it's left me reeling slightly, thinking about what we do to each other in…

— Nicola Walker

My wife one time got a fishbone stuck in her throat and had to fly back to L.A. from Monte Carlo to…

— Joe Walsh

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

— Ogden Nash

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.

— Moms Mabley

I believe in sisters marrying brothers, and brothers having their sisters for wives... This is something pertaining to our marriage relation. The…

— Brigham Young

Without (my wife) Laurie, I would never be here right now, I know that. I would either be in a coffin, or…

— Art Pepper

My husband perpetually makes fun of me about my creams and my jars and potions and lotions, but its simpler than anyone…

— Brooke Shields

Laurel: I don't need a ring or a license, or a spetacular white dress. It's not marriage so much, or at all…

— Nora Roberts

“A couple made a deal the night of their Marriage to NOT open the door of their room to anybody who comes…

— Rajat ÁKá Shanu

She was married for seven years to a concrete castle king. She said she wanted to learn to play the guitar and…

— Harry Chapin

“Until now, you have always lived your life alone. Every decision you’ve made has been for you and you alone. Now, and…

— Richelle Mead

“Fine, but what about your wife? she’d asked. Is she going to have a fucking problem? I hope not, Kins had said.…

— Robert Dugoni

My wife is a doctor at a veteran's hospital.

— Neal Katyal

The whole life with a wife is like an end game with two bishops of different colors.

— Viktor Korchnoi

Marriage is a garden that I'm constantly growing in.

— Stacey King

“What had been quiet and restful was now silent and empty.”

— Frederick Barthelme

Pastime passing excellent, if it he husbanded with modesty.

— William Shakespeare

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

— Humphrey Bogart

Married men don't do that. We don't talk about women.

— Ray J

My wife and I had dinner in San Francisco four or five times.

— Jim Harbaugh

Would love to wear one of these on my wedding day!:)

— Rachel

The whole pleasure of marriage is that it is a perpetual crisis.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet.

— John Bunny

Marriage takes your whole heart; selfish people can't pull it off.

— Helen Hunt

I have never been the type of girl that has pictured my wedding.

— Kaitlyn Bristowe

My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.

— Yul Vazquez

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

— Joe Murray

Marriage is... OK, it's rooted and grounded on love and attraction.

— Mary Archer