My wife tells me off as I'm always coming home with either skateboards or guitars. — Chesney Hawkes Copy Share Image
Marriages that last are with people who do not live in Los Angeles. — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“His good looks and his rank had one fair claim on his attachment; since to them he must have owed a wife… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Most of the time, husbands and wives argue about stupid, foolish things. If it doesn't mean that much to you, give in… — Jake LaMotta Copy Share Image
New Jersey is the first state in the country to agree to treat gay and unmarried couples the same as married couples. — Michael Adams Copy Share Image
“There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.” — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
“It never occurs to one to think whether she is pretty or ugly. One just surrenders to her charm.” — François Mauriac Copy Share Image
Did you really look at the word Engaged, use to be first you go Steady then buy a ring then the woman… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
He has the best of everything, wife and homemaker, and you for a little bit of extra on the side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When he was dry, he believed it was alcohol he needed, but when he had a few drinks in him, he knew… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
Psychologically it gets challenging at times to switch into a female character. But the moment I get into the look of Palak,… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
“Love is born of chemicals, but if it stays that way strictly, then humanity is soon bound to die internally due to… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
My husband and I can't get through dinner without being defensive. We've been married 24 years, and I love my husband to… — Beth Grant Copy Share Image
I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“the Bible’s solution to a bad marriage is a reorientation to the radical, spousal love of Christ communicated in the gospel. “You… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
He's always wanted to write, That's all he's wanted in life With two daughters, a son, and a remarkable wife. He's in… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
“The process of putting Haarlem behind him resembled the changes a man goes through when he divorces. He takes a girl friend… — Harry Mulisch Copy Share Image
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you. — William Glasser Copy Share Image
There's no sense in improving your marriage until you are secure with God. — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
[When asked how many husbands she had had:] My own, or other people's? — Peggy Guggenheim Copy Share Image
Artist colonies are notorious for breaking up marriages and housing affairs. — Kerry Cohen Copy Share Image
There was only one person who I shared everything with, and that was my husband. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
They err, who say that husbands can't be lovers. — Anne Finch, Countess of Winchilsea Copy Share Image
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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