Marriage Quotes · Page 111

My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.

— Mario Batali

Let you look to your own improvement before you go to judge your husband anymore.

— John Proctor

I was Kerry McFadden married to Brian when I first appeared on 'Loose Women' aged 22.

— Kerry Katona

Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills.

— Georg C. Lichtenberg

I am pro-life and I believe that marriage should only be between and man and a woman.

— Sarah Palin

Getting married and divorced really is a learning experience.

— Pollyanna McIntosh

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

— Phyllis Diller

“The one who wins the argument is usually the one who acts less like Christ.”

— Francis Chan

My feelings on homosexuality are unequivocal. I have absolutely no problem with it whatsoever. My only reservation is marriage.

— Carl Paladino

Marriage-May there be there be such a oneness between you that when one weeps; the other will taste salt.

— Martin Buxbaum

Waiting till you're in your 30's to get married is a smart move. Men only start growing up when they are nearing…

— Anonymous

I think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.

— Nat Hentoff

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have…

— Brett Favre

Every married man who wants peace in the relationship, should learn the trick to avoid that one question - 'How is the…

— Emraan Hashmi

“Encourage inter-caste/inter-religion marriages, & one day there will exist no religion except humanity...!!”

— Akansh Malik

Appreciate what you husband does for you.cause if you continue to show unappreciation.sooner or later he will find someone who will appreciate…

— Kendra Rand

“And make sure you share this mission statement with your husband or partner, and that you create a joint mission statement based…

— Michael C. Lu

In the modern industrialized Western world, where I come from, the person whom you choose to marry is perhaps the single most…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I think that marriage vows should include an escape clause that says the contract is broken if one party ups and makes…

— Jill McCorkle

“I wanted to forgive my mom and my dad so badly for the deep hurt they caused, the fear their broken marriage…

— Natalie Brenner

“As his counterpart, the woman completes or fills out a man's life, making him a larger person than he could have been…

— Jay Adams

I was never a girl that dreamt of being a princess and I never dreamt about my wedding day. I hated pink…

— Emily Blunt

My husband wrote the story for my first book, but then he didn't want to do that anymore. So if I was…

— Natalie Babbitt

“Dr. Morris soon recognized that the difference between successful and unsuccessful marriages can often be traced to how well couples are able…

— James Dobson

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife.

— Tracy Morgan

I am quite a cautious driver and my wife does most of the driving.

— David Coulthard

Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends

— Anonymous

Dear future husband, I am sorry for admiring someone else before I meet you.

— Anonymous

Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

— George Bernard Shaw

Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

— Mark Twain

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

— Groucho Marx

The two most important words in marriage for me are 'yes, dear.'

— Eric Close

My wife is Italian, and I lived there for six years.

— Mike Patton

I've never been married. I'm married to my music.

— Charles Bradley

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

— Natasha Leggero

Any wife will save you from purgatory, and a diligent one will secure heaven to you.

— Elizabeth Montagu

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

— Anonymous

I think the institution of marriage is a great idea, but for me it's just an idea.

— Lara Flynn Boyle

My wife is not insecure at all. She is one of the most sensible persons I know.

— Fawad Khan

I'm married to a vegetarian, so if ever we go out to dinner, I go for kidneys.

— Nicola Walker