'I Love My Wife' bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a thousand broken relationships than have a broken Marriage! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My Wife bought me my first Kindle (3G Keyboard) for Christmas in 2010 and I've rarely bought or read a dead tree… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage. Why do we do it? Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up broken. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You deserve the best! Wishing you a beautiful wedding day followed by a long and happy life together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told me he was my husband.. I wouldn't question it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marriage is not an incidental human construction but a creational reality. Any sexual ethic constructed without a clear connection to a theology… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You told I meant the world to you and when you stare at me you were thinking and imagining I was soon… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a forever thing; you love your partner this day and forever. You tell your soul mate everything; don't hide anything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont want to be married just to be married. I cant think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not like the two of you had some kind of knock down drag out fight awhile back and are still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to take note, Commander, that turning in my badge would be like cutting off my arm. But if it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You did not so much mind being -conventionally- betrayed, if you were not kept in the dark, which was humiliating, or defined… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the groom, a man who kept his head even while he lost his heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is about give and take. You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can hardly wait for you to blow your tax refund on our destination wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage isn't meant to make you happy. Marriage is meant to make you holy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When God puts that special someone in your life, you better not let that person go — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share