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A man who makes the mistake of marrying the wrong woman should not have to suffer for the rest of his life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is about finding that special someone you want to hate the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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