I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don't realize there are none from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds…I got her a bathroom scale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be pretty good to start with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how you know I am not at all ready to be married...I am just to happy being single and free… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sin is wrong, not because of what it does to me, or my spouse, or child, or neighbor, but because it is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he really loves you, he'd commit to you. Not by asking you to be his girlfriend, but by asking you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mark 10.1-12 The Lord Jesus reorients people to God’s design for marriage ([email protected]) - Your Highlight on Location 37-42 | Added on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage problems are a fact of life. Most people struggle at some time with conflict that involves them and their partner. It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Friday, April 3, 2009, the Iowa Supreme Court unanimously ruled that prohibiting gay and lesbian couples from marrying is unconstitutional. Since… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my life I thought that the story was over when the hero and heroine were safely engaged. But its a lie.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss...Thats Love. When a wife makes tea for her husband… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will try my very best to be with you forever..and I know you are trying too..but if we couldn't be together,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When two people in a marriage are more concerned about getting the golden eggs, the benefits, than they are in preserving the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And oh, what a mercy it is that these women do not exercise their powers oftener! We can't resist them, if they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want a 'baby daddy'...I want a husband, a soul mate, a best friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
