This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Put these bitches on lock out, where the fuck is your roster? I pull up in that new new marinara and pasta. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
