Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita — Maxine Copy Share Image
All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go… — Maxine Copy Share Image
After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.' — Maxine Copy Share Image
The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. — Maxine Copy Share Image
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. — Maxine Copy Share Image
Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not... you want to throw up. — Maxine Copy Share Image
I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. — Maxine Copy Share Image
When you go to make a purchase, take a look at the product and ask yourself: 'am I being cheated?' If a product from… — Maxine Copy Share Image
Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita — Maxine Copy Share Image
I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be. — Maxine Copy Share Image
Without imagination, you live in a small room with the windows closed. Imagination opens the windows and shows us landscapes, horizons that we would… — Maxine Copy Share Image
Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise. — Maxine Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won't be hanging around,… — Maxine Copy Share Image
