Accompany Quote by Maxine

Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.

— Superman

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

— Bill Murray

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

— Denise Richards

I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink twice a year, when its by birthday and when its not my birthday.

— Ali

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

— John Walter Bratton

Pour two parts mix and you throw in one part tequila, some Don Julio, which is my favorite, shake it up a couple times.…

— Rande Gerber

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila…

— Kim Harrison

I really like a margarita, but I feel like you don't always want something that extra.

— Heidi Gardner

I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.

— Milton Berle

Take a day off to celebrate you birthday. Take a year off and tell people you are younger. Happy Birthday.

— Anonymous