Malfunction Quotes by Arthur Bloch

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to…

— Arthur Bloch

Enough research will tend to support your conclusions.

— Arthur Bloch

“A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.”

— Arthur Bloch

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go…

— Arthur Bloch

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

— Arthur Bloch

An expert is the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

— Arthur Bloch

If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.

— Arthur Bloch

First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

— Arthur Bloch

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

— Arthur Bloch

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

— Arthur Bloch

Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cause of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.

— Arthur Bloch

Every solution breeds new problems.

— Arthur Bloch