I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes. — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention. — Rose Byrne Copy Share Image
You know you're a bad joker when you're making some jokes and your friends reaction was 'huh?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think all art - even one as lowly as making jokes about celebrities - is there to make a connection. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
People are making these jokes about ours being the PC 'Snow White,' where it's like, yeah, it is - because it needed… — Rachel Zegler Copy Share Image
On channels terrified of accusations of bias, or political retribution, comics making jokes about the growing power base of far-right politicians aren't… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Depression Isn't funny. Cutting isn't funny. Annorexia isn't funny. Bulimia isn't funny. Suicide is definitely not funny. I don't know why you're… — Kaylee Newton Copy Share Image
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a… — Maria Shriver Copy Share Image
When you make jokes in front of me.. I laughed. when you stop making jokes, and just trying to stare at me...… — Donamari Copy Share Image
I always assumed that at some point I would have to quit making jokes, get a real job and do something meaningful… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
People think making jokes about something is just going to cause trouble. But actually, not making jokes about something is a type… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
I decided that instead of making jokes about politics, I need to take part in it, and therefore, I can't make jokes… — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I'm making jokes… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I go to the British Comedy Awards and, you know, quite a few people were making jokes at my expense. It just… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
“If you’re not interested in me, just tell me. You don’t have to ruin me for all women.” “I’m more about action… — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I'm just having fun making jokes and writing books. But you see me once a year, I come on when I have… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
It is important to remember when making jokes about women, that they are not a minority. They weren't captured on another continent… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Looking back, I remember my family laughing a lot. We were never the kind of people that dwelled on hard times. My… — Cristela Alonzo Copy Share Image
“You making jokes about my illness? Not funny. Me making jokes about my illness? Funny.” — Carla Ulbrich Copy Share Image
I am getting sick and tired of people making jokes about Justin Bieber. Leave her alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a very short walk to go from making jokes to getting on a soapbox and going on a diatribe. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father. — Mary Todd Lincoln Copy Share Image
All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Actually, I've been making jokes about the little bones in my hands; they can't handle my own power. — Raquel Pennington Copy Share Image
If you like quick put-downs and aggressive interactions with the audience, you will probably not enjoy the rambles of an unusual character… — Amy Hoggart Copy Share Image
I made a couple of friends when I was a teenager who said I was funny. I used to send them very… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male… — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
I'm pretty laid-back in real life. I just love hanging with my friends and making jokes. The jokes don't stop - literally,… — The Weeknd Copy Share Image
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
