“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
The divorced person is like a man with a black patch over one eye: he looks rather dashing but the fact is… — Jo Coudert Copy Share Image
“No, Tolya, your gifts lie elewhere," Sturmhond said soothingly. "Mostly in the celebrated fields of killing and maiming.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
![“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg your pardon?" "The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them." "I haven't maimed anyone." "You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter…” quote by Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fc7/jennifer-crusie-2092_dating_i-have-a-date-this-afternoon-oh-lord-jak_762600.jpg)
