On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Getting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Next to me, Saiman smiled. "We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“ Dear rabbis, I'm so sorry, I nuked your circle dude. Here is his head as a souvenir. Yeah, that would fly.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I know it may come as a shock, but it's sort of considered polite to wait for the consent of the woman.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Finally, thank you very much to Jeaniene Frost and Jill Myles. This book does have sex in it. Please don't hit me… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
And you expect me to commute two hours each way from the Keep to the Order." I kept my voice mild. "I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.” “It didn’t come up.” “How disappointing for you.” Ha-ha.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You'll lose." "What makes you so sure?" "You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have to hit… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Science is all about proving theories and understanding the universe. Science folds everything into neat logical well-explained packages. The fey are magical… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Torch strode over and stared at the fiver "What's this?" "Some change for you. Buy your flunkies some decent clothes." I dipped… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“It's a party house." "I hope for your sake it's a very tame party." If he brought me to some sort of… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Some people got vicious Dobermans. I got a shaved attack poodle in a black sweater. His tough, spawn-of-hell image had taken a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I'll call you," he repeated. "If you call me, I won't pick up the phone." "You will wait by the phone for… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“ Hi, Your Majesty, we drugged your love muffin and then let her walk out into the dark, in the snow. Her… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
