History is filled with brilliant people who wanted to fix things and just made them worse. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I am enormously uncool. I've made a cottage industry of being uncool. And I'm fine with that. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black or rich, anymore. We all want the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
In a world where vows are worthless.Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises are made to be broken, it would be… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really well. And… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I have to have everything in my life completely fixed and perfect and cleaned up and I have to be complete with… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
With every lecture, you’re forced to look again at every choice you’ve made over the lesson-by-lesson chain of your entire life. And… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
No, Miss Wright didn't want to meet her kid. To her, that relationship was just as important, just as ideal and impossible… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'm really glad that I made a lot of mistakes, poorly chose my friends throughout my twenties, and didn't have a rocket… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
People didn't know who I was or why I was there, so they started inventing stories about me. I was a registered… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
