I usually just say I'm a stand-up comedian, but I use looping machines to create ideas with my voice. — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
The Air Force had put out a secret order for its pilots to capture UFOs. For the last six months we have… — Donald Keyhoe Copy Share Image
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Some are able and humane men and some are low-grade individuals with the morals of a goat, the artistic integrity of a… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Our mind is a machine, it is not a mystery. And the mind always wants to know the how, the why. And… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Is it not demonstrated that a true flying machine, self-raising, self-sustaining, self-propelling, is physically impossible? — Joseph LeConte Copy Share Image
The idea that the universe is running down comes from a simple observation about machines. Every machine consumes more energy than it… — Jacob Bronowski Copy Share Image
I was in Las Vegas, playing on the fruit machines. I was only 20 at the time and I won the jackpot… — Adrian Lewis Copy Share Image
Physiologically, man in the normal use of technology (or his variously extended body) is perpetually modified by it and in turn finds… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
Yes, what we are doing is probably mad, and probably it is good and necessary all the same. It is not a… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
Our assaults on the ecosystem are so powerful, so numerous, so finely interconnected, that although the damage they do is clear, it… — Barry Commoner Copy Share Image
The development and deployment of drones and Cruise missiles involves the continuing development of the vision machine. Research on Cruise missiles is… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
But whatever you might say and whatever I might say, a machine which can play chess with people is one of the… — David Bronstein Copy Share Image
I thought about the relentless thought-processing, soul-devouring machine that is my brain, and wondered how on earth I was ever going to… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Most of those Negroes have been given those jobs by the white political machine, and they serve no other function other than… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Just because you can build a machine that is better than a person at something doesn't mean that it is going to… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
We have too many cellphones. We've got too many internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I think all kids need snacks. Mine are fruit machines. I give them things like apple slices, berries and melon. Do I… — Emeril Lagasse Copy Share Image
'Detroit' started based on a book called 'The Singularity is Near' by Ray Kurzweil, which is about this idea that one day… — David Cage Copy Share Image
