Wisdom lies in taking everything with good humor and a grain of salt. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter in the end who wins and loses cause we're just here havin fun. And I'm totally lying. It always… — Ve Neill Copy Share Image
I remember just lying in the grass, staring at the clouds, wondering where they drifted off to after they floated over Texas.… — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
Who Honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us...and at the same time sings… — Zack Snyder Copy Share Image
Once you tell your first lie, the first time you lie for him, you are in it with him, and then you… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
All men lie when they are afraid. Some tell many lies, some but a few. Some have only one great lie they… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach… — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
Politics is a dirty business, a ruse, an ideological cul-de-sac, a vast looter of intellectual and financial resources, a lie that corrupts,… — Jeffrey Tucker Copy Share Image
Go and see whether the Doctor is about,’ said Jack, ‘and if he is, ask him to look in, when he has… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
To consider persons and events and situations only in the light of their effect on me is to live on the doorstep… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
Lore is my favorite kind of story. Because it's not only historical, it's a lie everyone knows is a lie but tells… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isabelle is like a warrior going into battle and she needs… you said yes? You'd really choose an inexperienced squire?" she asked,… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
Lies are usually attempts to make everything simpler - for the liar - than it really is, or ought to be. — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
If you filter my words through any tradition or '-ism', you will miss altogether what I am saying. The liberating truth is… — Adyashanti Copy Share Image
It was good but it was just a tiny bit uncomfortable because it was a day of lying in the bushes and… — Mia Wasikowska Copy Share Image
the constant shower of the sun's mane erases the footprints on thin ice do not fear deception for the world lies atop… — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
My dad don't like lies. He says it hurts people in the long race. He prefers the truth. That hurts them instantly. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
In my show I announce, 'People say Lady Gaga is a lie, and they are right. I am a lie. And every… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
The discovery of God lies in the daily and the ordinary, not in the spectacular and the heroic. If we cannot find… — Richard J. Foster Copy Share Image
Entrepreneurship is a process, not a job or profession. So be faithful to the process and remember that even when times are… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Mother, I am young. Mother, I am just eighteen. I am strong. I will work hard, Mother. But I do not want… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
The process [of mass-media deception] has to be conscious, or it would not be carried out with sufficient precision, but it also… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
In politics, sometimes you have to lie, or you make a promise that you cannot keep. — Youssou N'Dour Copy Share Image
The worst lies of all are the ones we tell ourselves. They are the most damaging. — Deborah King Copy Share Image
How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I… — Joey Barton Copy Share Image
Anarchism is the abolition of exploitation and oppression of man by man, that is, the abolition of private property and government; Anarchism… — Errico Malatesta Copy Share Image
You can’t kill history. You can’t shoot it with a bullet and watch it recede into whatever lies outside of memory. History… — Leif Enger Copy Share Image
He stared down at the golden curls of the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here, 'Cause I remember it all, all, all... too well... — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
No, books. She would have maybe twenty going at a time, lying all over our house--on the kitchen table, by her bed,… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
I can categorically say I will not be putting my hat in the ring. It's not something I have ever coveted and… — Rob Andrew Copy Share Image
We're all impostors to ourselves. By that I mean that we know instinctively, intimately, the difference between whom we are inside and… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
Lies are attempts to hide the truth by willfully denying facts. Fiction, on the other hand, is an attempt to reveal the… — John Green Copy Share Image