I'm not a good philanthropist yet; I'm not as good as I'd like to be... I believe very hard in luck. It's all chance; therefore, any privilege you have is chaos. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
For whatever reason, luck and word of mouth - my comedy career couldn't have started better. I went to Edinburgh, selling out this 300-seater just because I got the right place, right time, right venue, right buzz, right reviews early… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Because I'm on my own on stage and wear bare feet and look like a pixie, people always think I'm little. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I spent thousands of thousands of hours playing the piano, and by thousands of hours, I mean playing in cover bands or wedding bands… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
There's a lot of great, talented, passionate musical theatre practitioners and directors here. But it's very hard to suddenly start building great musicals in… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
You've got to teach yourself you can do your job no matter what happens. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I had terrible ear problems and asthma and allergies. I spent quite a bit of time in hospital up to the age of eight… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I want to be here for my family. I want to make stuff in Australia. I want to take what I've learned and contribute… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
