I never watch television, although, the other night, my wife and I caught an episode of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' from Season… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I'm as strict as my parents - I have high expectations, too. I'd never ask the kids to do something outside their… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
As someone who has never been in a gossip magazine, I do not deserve the contempt of the term 'celebrity.' — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
In terms of comedy, I never did five-minute sets or clubs or anything. I just started doing shows. Coming from that theater… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I had written six scores by the time I was 20, and I'd never been paid a dollar. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I am not a redhead. I have never been and am still not. Well, just a little... but I was blond as… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Because I'm on my own on stage and wear bare feet and look like a pixie, people always think I'm little. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I spent thousands of thousands of hours playing the piano, and by thousands of hours, I mean playing in cover bands or wedding bands… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
There's a lot of great, talented, passionate musical theatre practitioners and directors here. But it's very hard to suddenly start building great musicals in… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
You've got to teach yourself you can do your job no matter what happens. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I had terrible ear problems and asthma and allergies. I spent quite a bit of time in hospital up to the age of eight… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I want to be here for my family. I want to make stuff in Australia. I want to take what I've learned and contribute… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image