The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I often get references to 'slight' or whatever, and my weight's been a thing for me my whole life. I have to… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
“I am no nihilist. I am not even a cynic. I am, actually, rather romantic. And here’s my idea of romance: You… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I have written a lot of musical theatre over my life - two Olivier Award-winning musicals - and I still don't think… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I just want people to hold themselves to account about what they think more, because I strongly believe that the way to… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
If we talk about 'Groundhog Day' as a humanistic text - we only have one life, and there's no punishment or reward… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
London represents the idea that someone pulled away the set from my life and replaced it with another. 'Here is your new… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Because I'm on my own on stage and wear bare feet and look like a pixie, people always think I'm little. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I spent thousands of thousands of hours playing the piano, and by thousands of hours, I mean playing in cover bands or wedding bands… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
There's a lot of great, talented, passionate musical theatre practitioners and directors here. But it's very hard to suddenly start building great musicals in… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
You've got to teach yourself you can do your job no matter what happens. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I had terrible ear problems and asthma and allergies. I spent quite a bit of time in hospital up to the age of eight… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I want to be here for my family. I want to make stuff in Australia. I want to take what I've learned and contribute… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
