“I think of published poets that you could know of...I think [Rainer Maria Rilke] probably has the most great published poems of any poet [...] but Rilke himself was an asshole. If you look at his biography, he was probably… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
“I've said this before: a lot of people think they're artists because they feel things deeply. You know, we're in a culture now and… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I took a break to take care of a lot of stuff that I'd let go by the wayside for decades. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I don't want to be an old man some day and look it up and see some episode of one of the shows I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a guy who writes for kids, I really don't. I try really hard to write a good, solid… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
We work hard to make a good show and it's exciting to be recognized by a third party. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
When I was on 'Head of the Class,' 25 million, 30 million people would watch that every night - now a big hit doesn't… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
As everyone who works for me knows, I almost never let the girls wear ponytails on my shows. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
![“I think of published poets that you could know of...I think [Rainer Maria Rilke] probably has the most great published poems of any poet [...] but Rilke himself was an asshole. If you look at his biography, he was probably misogynist; he was a liar, a cheat; he was a terrible father; he was…” quote by Dan Schneider](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/429/dan-schneider-11092_art_i-think-of-published-poets-that-you-coul_1886210.jpg)
