Love Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 3

LOVE, Is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life;

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace;

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Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls.

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I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I climb up your bathroom window again?

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MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste;

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You don't just get over someone. You either still love them or never did.

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Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end.

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

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I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is

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MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;

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MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;

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MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

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I followed you on TWITTER because I'm secretly in love with you and I'm hoping this will help you realize that you…

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If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole.

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While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely.

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MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;

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I have nothing against gay people, to be honest my girl and I love anal sex.

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? Honey, I'm home.

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Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein.

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LOVE, The last and most serious of the childhood diseases;

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MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;

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I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!

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LOVE, The only game that two can play and both win;

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As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.

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Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast.

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Life mottos: Live,Love,Laugh... But when all goes wrong: Ready, aim, FIRE!!

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I'm not starting over with someone new, I wanna work it out with who I'm in love with.

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I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!

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She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs.

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MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;

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LOVE, that emotion which is not true until returned;

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10 out of every 3 people suffer from multiple personality disorder.

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MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy;

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MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;

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True love and false promises are made for each other.

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True love is surviving the fall down the stairs when you tell me that you're pregnant.

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I love it when I catch you looking at my open zip and then you look away..

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They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long.

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Easy is to say we love, Difficult is to show it every day

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