I hate when people ask me stupid questions..Like do you have a bathroom in home? no. I just pee in the bushes… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
Kaash Facebook… ka exam hota to ma paka top kartaaaaaaaaaaaa — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
AwkwErd moMenTs - siTTing in MerceDes aFtER 4 monTh siTTinG in BmW anD u conFused wiTh all The buTTon irritaTing !!!! — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
U r a 8Th graDer Boy .u r goinG ouT wiTh youR frnDs in nighT anD youR granD mom coMe &She aSk..BeTa susu kaR… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
When I was 5 years old a girl kiss me..and I cry a lot because my friend me when girl kiss me…now after 8… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
AwKwarD MoMenT wHen you aRe In cLassRooM anD youR frienD aSk chaL susu kaR ke aTe Hai… AnD oTher unKoWn BoY LisTen..your TaLk...O :p… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
Mumbai Boy call Delhi Boy-:DuDe its TOO cold here I spend whole night with my girl friend Delhi Boy reply:Jalla maat..bc phone RakH. — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
SilenT Feeling 4ocLocK in moRninG,u Feel someoNe seaT neaR u anD Kiss on ForHeaD.and u sAy MOM buT wHen u waKe.. no one is… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
1st Friend:- Arre yrr ek kam krega? . . .. . . . . . . . 2nd friend:- GHANTA.. DIrty NooTtEe BoYs RocKS :P — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share
I hate when people ask me stupid questions..Like do you have a bathroom in home? no. I just pee in the bushes outside...ass hole — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
**AwkWarD moMenT** YoU are in swimMinG cHanginG rooM.!! AnD you JusT LooK ArounD mostly boYs are in jockey and levis red stripE underwear.. when… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
Height Of F00lishness Still Cl0se The Bathr00m D00r..When Y0u Are H0me Al0Ne!!!!?? HAHAAH :p:D — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
My GF call Me & Ask wHaTs uP?? I SaY- CoMe HoMe I sHow u wHats UP!!! :p :D — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
I hate when my girl friend call me and say..u miss me or not… gaaree. I hate girls — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
AfTer 20yRs.. YoUr 10yrs oLD Son oPen youR Fb AccoUnT...AnD sudDenLy He SaYs.. WTF Dad wHy You Say I LoVe u seXy To ayusH… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
