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U r a 8Th graDer Boy .u r goinG ouT wiTh youR frnDs in nighT anD youR granD mom coMe &She aSk..BeTa susu kaR…

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

When I was 5 years old a girl kiss me..and I cry a lot because my friend me when girl kiss me…now after 8…

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

AwKwarD MoMenT wHen you aRe In cLassRooM anD youR frienD aSk chaL susu kaR ke aTe Hai… AnD oTher unKoWn BoY LisTen..your TaLk...O :p…

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

Mumbai Boy call Delhi Boy-:DuDe its TOO cold here I spend whole night with my girl friend Delhi Boy reply:Jalla maat..bc phone RakH.

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

SilenT Feeling 4ocLocK in moRninG,u Feel someoNe seaT neaR u anD Kiss on ForHeaD.and u sAy MOM buT wHen u waKe.. no one is…

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

1st Friend:- Arre yrr ek kam krega? . . .. . . . . . . . 2nd friend:- GHANTA.. DIrty NooTtEe BoYs RocKS :P

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

I hate when people ask me stupid questions..Like do you have a bathroom in home? no. I just pee in the bushes outside...ass hole

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

**AwkWarD moMenT** YoU are in swimMinG cHanginG rooM.!! AnD you JusT LooK ArounD mostly boYs are in jockey and levis red stripE underwear.. when…

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

Height Of F00lishness Still Cl0se The Bathr00m D00r..When Y0u Are H0me Al0Ne!!!!?? HAHAAH :p:D

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

My GF call Me & Ask wHaTs uP?? I SaY- CoMe HoMe I sHow u wHats UP!!! :p :D

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

I hate when my girl friend call me and say..u miss me or not… gaaree. I hate girls

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

AfTer 20yRs.. YoUr 10yrs oLD Son oPen youR Fb AccoUnT...AnD sudDenLy He SaYs.. WTF Dad wHy You Say I LoVe u seXy To ayusH…

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

AWKWARD MOMENT KA BAAP* :D That awkward moment.. When you are peeing on road side..and a hot girl passes by. :D :P

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

Kaash Facebook… ka exam hota to ma paka top kartaaaaaaaaaaaa

— Shubham Noottee Pandey

DoGs or pupPy or kuTTa have lots oF guTs..!!!! How??? O o . . . . . AT LeasT thEy sLeeP witH GirL. NaK*d.

— Shubham Noottee Pandey