“Angry that Fate is fucking with me. I have a vampire in love with me. What’s worse, I’m in love with him too.” — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
“I can take shit from my brother-in-law. I can't take it from my cat too.” — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
“For anyone who was ever stuck in the position of, “Damned if I do, damned if I don’t”. Don’t lose hope.” — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
“I’d like to say that dreams come true and never give up. That goes for you too, dear reader. Never. Give. Up.” — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
“Once I get under the water, however, I can't hold it in anymore. With a sob, I collapse on the tile floor. I'm not… — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
“I may be a monster, but I’m hoping that I still have a soul and that there is an afterlife. If there isn’t a… — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
“English is my second language," she says, "and your bad comebacks are still a little over the top, sweetie.” — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
