You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male... — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...'… — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
