You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We've been speaking English as a second language so long that we've forgotten it as our first. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
In light this bright, after so long in the dark, everything we can see is only black and white. Only glaring shape-outlines… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Demon or angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself. Ghoulie or ghosty or long-legged beastie, I just want… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My goal is more to be remembered. They'll remember this thing and like it in the future. The trick is to stay… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Cults make people sing so hard for so long - because it over-oxygenates the blood and sets them up to faint. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
With my eyes closed, I ask if she knows how this will all turn out. "Long-term or short-term?" she asks. Both. "Long-term,"… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We want you, not your money. As long as you're at fight club, you're not how much money you've got in the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd never stare… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Inside me is the same desperate hope I have watching the ravenous dead and thinking, Oh please, oh please, oh please. The… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
In all probability the Human Genome Project will, someday, find that I carry some recessive gene for optimism, because despite all my… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
As young people we want something to slow us down and keep us trapped in one place long enough to look below… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image