“More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was the holiest to our Creator, who, for all our murderous efforts, most likely despises the lot of us.” — Steve Alten Copy Share Image
None of us have any control over the deck or the hand we've been dealt. What we do have is total responibility as to… — Steve Alten Copy Share
“More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was the holiest… — Steve Alten Copy Share
“An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air.… — Steve Alten Copy Share
“Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?" "I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts...” — Steve Alten Copy Share
“...it takes exactly eighteen shots tae polish off a fifth o' a bottle o' Scotch, thus, a game o' golf equates tae eighteen holes...” — Steve Alten Copy Share
“That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister.” — Steve Alten Copy Share
“Three lights should be fine." - Zachary "Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse."… — Steve Alten Copy Share
“... Will ye be there for him in his time of need, or do you prefer to take your anger with you to the grave?” — Steve Alten Copy Share
“For the record, I take no satisfaction in being right. For the record, I pray to God that I'm wrong. I'm not wrong...” — Steve Alten Copy Share
“For the starship's inhabitants, time now stands still. For planet Earth, the clock has begun ticking...” — Steve Alten Copy Share
