I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Absolutely, I grew up listening to soul music. People like Stevie, Aretha, Ray Charles, Michael and Prince. My parents' record collection was… — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
They would never let me be a crossing guard when I was a little kid. It would come up, I'd always raise… — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a little kid, when I was racing motocross and stuff, it's been a dream to ride for Red… — Aaron Gwin Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a little kid, whenever my parents would have company over, I would put on shows, whether they would… — Ellen Muth Copy Share Image
You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint,… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I always had a love of music, from the time I was a little kid, dressing up and singing along with Michael… — Matisyahu Copy Share Image
My mother got me into music when I was a little kid. She used to play music, blast it, when she was… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
The earliest issue I can remember going through was body image issues. I was a chubby little kid and I got made… — Sara Bareilles Copy Share Image
There is much to be learned from the little kids and from the little animals! Little things teach us big things! Small… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Ever since I've been a little kid I've always wanted superpowers, which is the coolest thing in the world. — Alexander Ludwig Copy Share Image
I'd been a Superman fan since the time I was a little kid. We had great respect for the Donner movie, and… — Charles Roven Copy Share Image
I hate my smile. I always have, even in my school pictures when I was a little kid. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm fortunate to have had my own level of success. My joys in life are I've got three little kids, and I… — Matt Nix Copy Share Image
As a little kid, I used to lock myself in my room and put on my Whitney Houston CD's and pretend to… — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
I always wanted to write, even before I realized that there was a comedy writers' world, or what that life was like.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Even as a little kid, I was fascinated by newspapers and magazines. They were my TV. I'd be the first one up… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
I've always been someone who likes to talk to people. When I was a little kid, I sought out freaks and weirdos… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I came back to this idea of telling the stories of women who aren't in all of the history books. Their names… — Anita Sarkeesian Copy Share Image
Since I was a little kid, I did like fairy tale. I did dress up like Little Red Riding Hood. My mom… — Catherine Hardwicke Copy Share Image
I would say my first golf memory was asking who Arnold Palmer was when he was always on the Pennzoil commercials. When… — Mike Greenberg Copy Share Image
I think more of the little kids from a school in a little village in Niger who get teaching two hours a… — Christine Lagarde Copy Share Image