Like Surprised Quotes by Joe R. Lansdale

I have finally become my own genre, and now that's what publishers want. I have a wonderful publisher now, Mulholland, very innovated, very fine…

— Joe R. Lansdale

Some people see writing as a white-collar career, but I've always approached it as a blue-collar writer.

— Joe R. Lansdale

“‎He decided quite suddenly, having kept fairly good record on the calendar, that tomorrow was Christmas Eve, and zombies be damned. The Christmas lights…

— Joe R. Lansdale

A lot of friends I went to school with were criminals.

— Joe R. Lansdale

I think there are some people for whom words are like food.

— Joe R. Lansdale

The reviews on it, and the new novel, Honky Tonk Samurai have been awesome, though I'm of the school if you believe the good…

— Joe R. Lansdale

“Killing ain’t no good thing, son, unless it’s to eat or protect yourself. And you ought never to delight in it.”

— Joe R. Lansdale

I've done very well financially and sold a lot because I've had a multiple method of attack as a writer. That's a conscious strategy.

— Joe R. Lansdale

I used to just sit down and read the dictionary, and I read the Bible and Shakespeare from cover to cover.

— Joe R. Lansdale

My parents had become adults during the Great Depression, as had many of my aunts and uncles, so I got stories from all of…

— Joe R. Lansdale

I know the Pollock novel. Read it last year and liked it. Daniel Woodrell is awesome. I especially like the book Winter's Bone, and…

— Joe R. Lansdale

My grandmother on my mother's side lived to nearly 100 years old, and she had seen Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show as a little…

— Joe R. Lansdale

I write what I hear.

— Joe R. Lansdale

I've been writing since 1973. I've written nonfiction things of that nature, but I'm probably best known for crime fiction and, to some extent,…

— Joe R. Lansdale

“Far as I knew, closest she'd gotten to art was a drafting table and dressing mannequins in store windows, and the closest I'd gotten…

— Joe R. Lansdale