Like Imaginary Quotes by Anne Taintor

Inner beauty is for amateurs.

— Anne Taintor

“I can't be good ALL the time.”

— Anne Taintor

“He was so cute when he was wrong...”

— Anne Taintor

“she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right”

— Anne Taintor

“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.”

— Anne Taintor

“She refused to let common sense cloud her judgment.”

— Anne Taintor

“...and then I ripped his lungs out.”

— Anne Taintor

“She like imaginary men best of all.”

— Anne Taintor

“FINALLY she had convinced him that she would still respect him in the morning.”

— Anne Taintor

“She was determined to buy whatever he was selling.”

— Anne Taintor

“I feel a sin coming on.”

— Anne Taintor

I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and thanks to…

— Anne Taintor