“Well, enlighten me, please.” She looked up and scratched her head. “In the event of something unfortunate happening to you, who would you like us to call first?” “A funeral home.” — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Dallas-Emily: More of YOU. I like you A LOT and I know that with your career, you’re alone a lot (as am I) and… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Wait,” I touched his arm before he walked into the rain. “On what day are we meeting?” He tilted his head to the side,… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Dear Journal, I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.” — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“But if I’m going to spend my entire senior year dating one person, I need to make sure it’s more than worth my while.… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Look, I’m completely flattered but you look kind of young.” He furrowed his eyebrow. “That’s very nice of you to say, but that doesn’t… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Her favorite color is blue, even though she tells everyone it’s orange. She looks for every excuse possible to get out of going to… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“What? “I’ve never stolen anything from you.” “Nothing except my patience.” His voice was firm. “Vinnie will pick you up at five thirty. Don’t… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get someone’s phone… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Forgiveness is what happens when you can honestly move past something and let it go. Stupidity is what happens when you tell someone “I… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“But this year, when the game clock struck zero, and the score was in my team's favor, I felt no excitement at all. I… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“I like your rants better when you prepare them in advance,” I said. “They sound less juvenile that way.” “Have you two been fucking… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
