A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. — Grace Hansen Copy Share Image
I got so many emails and text messages, my phone blew up because it couldn't handle everybody. It's like almost being at… — Marcus Miller Copy Share Image
“Well, enlighten me, please.” She looked up and scratched her head. “In the event of something unfortunate happening to you, who would… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that! I want to be the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest moments I've had have been like, at a funeral. Somebody says something and everyone's laughing because you have… — Gloria Calderon Kellett Copy Share Image
You can't breathe until you choke. You gotta laugh when you're the jok.e There's nothing like a funeral. To make you feel… — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
“Doom. Doom. You sound like a funeral bell tolling,' said Grandfather. 'Talk like that is worse than swearing. I won't wash out… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“You can't quit until you try You can't live until you die You can't learn to tell the truth Until you learn… — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
