I wish you could Google anything like Where's my phone? I t would be like. It's under the couch, dumbass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch. — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image
If clothes look like a couch or an ottoman or a love seat, you just wanna stay away from it. — Santino Rice Copy Share Image
A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
