Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like… — Neil LaBute Copy Share Image
I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian,… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
